Disguised as a Xmas tree with a subtley bovine nuanced start atop, this decidedly mad cow almost foiled the authorities who had been searching for it since it's escape from the stem cell research institute where the maligned bovine had been subject to a range of experimental covert grass toppings as the institute tried to test the correlation (if any) between green vegetational coverings and teh level of 'mad' in mad cows...the testing continues, as to what awaits this dejected looking mad cow, it seems udderly confusing...